Irishmen .VS. Englishmen
 

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a faggot and he didn't care!"
The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off... watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St.Patrick was a transvestite faggot!"
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"
The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really piss him off... just you watch." So, the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

What with an Irish background...........

...........LMAO!

lol

omg that was super

owned

I don't get it...

I follow how the Irishman came to that conclusion... Where was the punch line?


*grin*

The Irishman is insinuating that Englishmen are Transvestite Faggots.

Clever. Caught me off guard at the end there =)

I like it

cute one thanks. I have quite a few friends across the pond that I will share that with.

Wohoo! Up the Irish!

Hahaha. that's great.

Excellent joke

Didn't guess the end there

/sevillaugh ( if you know what I mean )

One point I should make is that St. Patrick wasn't Irish. He was British, but not english though. He was Welsh.

Please don't let the facts get in the way of a good punch line. ;-)

hey im half english half irish so uhh... im not sure if thats insulting or funny

hhhahahhaahha, that's hilarious, what a smart irish man

A good twist at the end there

i like it. i really like it.. deserves the five stars

Clever.

The Darker Fire Within.

very funny!

One of your best!

Don't think I hve heard that one. Pretty funny

The quickwitted Irish

One to share for sure!

But where do English babies come from then? Hmm...

excuse me, they are corporate transvestites!

;)

Lil Eddie Izzard for you!

hehehe nice... and im english :) good one

Burned

bwahahahahaha