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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 07-10-2005, 06:12 PM

Stan and Norm are out for a round of golf when Stan hits his ball into the rough. As they are looking for the ball, Stan spots a beautiful blonde using a bush for a restroom. He grabs Norm and they both hide behind a tree while they have a look.

"This is incredible. A beautiful woman like that actually relieving herself in the woods." says Stan.

"Yeah," says Norm "And I bet she won't even wipe her behind when she's finished."

Stan is aghast. "No way! A beautiful woman like that would never be so disgusting."

Norm replied, "I'm telling you she isn't going to wipe."

"How do you know?" asked Stan.

"I just do." replied Norm. "I'm so confident, in fact, that I'll bet you ten dollars she doesn't wipe her behind."

"You're on!" said Stan, thinking he was on to a sure thing.

Suddenly Norm stepped out from behind the tree and shouted "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"

Glad

Ishmal · 07-10-2005, 06:36 PM

hee hee hee

nice...

i guess he won his bet then...

hee hee heh

cinnles · 07-10-2005, 08:38 PM

that's tops, thanks.

Delvid · 07-11-2005, 10:12 AM

That is a winner.

SirLance · 07-11-2005, 01:52 PM

That's a funny joke. Reminds me of the one about the farmer finding the girls skinny dipping in his pond. They screech and he says "Don't worry about me, ladies. I'm not here to peek. I'm here to feed the alligator."

mjby2 · 07-11-2005, 09:59 PM

All I can say is - unexpected.

Nunquam_Idem · 07-18-2005, 01:55 PM

Great alligator joke too, SirLance...

optik_nerve · 07-18-2005, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjby2

All I can say is - unexpected.

My words exactly.

As I was reading I was thinking it's getting to the end...where's the punch line...

nightmare · 08-01-2005, 01:27 AM

haha, two good jokes that I will have to remember

Misz · 08-15-2005, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cinnles

that's tops, thanks.

Are you an aussie?

TrumanTT · 08-15-2005, 10:26 AM

Funny Joke! All the good jokes Ive heard recently have started with people golfing... coincidence?

Ishmal · 08-15-2005, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misz

Are you an aussie?

he is indeed...

japhyryder · 08-17-2005, 08:12 AM

I love the alligator one, both were good thanks

psykosis · 08-18-2005, 05:21 AM

I giggled...

07-10-2005, 06:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	In the Rough Stan and Norm are out for a round of golf when Stan hits his ball into the rough. As they are looking for the ball, Stan spots a beautiful blonde using a bush for a restroom. He grabs Norm and they both hide behind a tree while they have a look. "This is incredible. A beautiful woman like that actually relieving herself in the woods." says Stan. "Yeah," says Norm "And I bet she won't even wipe her behind when she's finished." Stan is aghast. "No way! A beautiful woman like that would never be so disgusting." Norm replied, "I'm telling you she isn't going to wipe." "How do you know?" asked Stan. "I just do." replied Norm. "I'm so confident, in fact, that I'll bet you ten dollars she doesn't wipe her behind." "You're on!" said Stan, thinking he was on to a sure thing. Suddenly Norm stepped out from behind the tree and shouted "Hey, what do you think you're doing?" Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

07-10-2005, 06:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	hee hee hee nice... i guess he won his bet then... hee hee heh __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

07-11-2005, 01:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	That's a funny joke. Reminds me of the one about the farmer finding the girls skinny dipping in his pond. They screech and he says "Don't worry about me, ladies. I'm not here to peek. I'm here to feed the alligator." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-18-2005, 01:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
Nunquam_Idem Tilted Location: On the 'Mostly Harmless' planet Earth	Great alligator joke too, SirLance... __________________ Oh no, not again.

08-01-2005, 01:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
nightmare Tilted Location: Sophies bike seat	haha, two good jokes that I will have to remember __________________ License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

07-10-2005, 08:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
cinnles Addict	that's tops, thanks.

07-11-2005, 10:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	That is a winner.

07-11-2005, 09:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	All I can say is - unexpected.

08-15-2005, 10:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
TrumanTT Upright Location: Columbia, MO	Funny Joke! All the good jokes Ive heard recently have started with people golfing... coincidence?

08-17-2005, 08:12 AM	#13 (permalink)
japhyryder no one special Location: Charlotte, NC	I love the alligator one, both were good thanks __________________ It's only entertainment, someone's sick idea of a joke.

08-18-2005, 05:21 AM	#14 (permalink)
psykosis Tilted Location: Under a shitpatty in the field of life	I giggled... __________________ One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching...