In the Rough
 

Stan and Norm are out for a round of golf when Stan hits his ball into the rough. As they are looking for the ball, Stan spots a beautiful blonde using a bush for a restroom. He grabs Norm and they both hide behind a tree while they have a look.

"This is incredible. A beautiful woman like that actually relieving herself in the woods." says Stan.

"Yeah," says Norm "And I bet she won't even wipe her behind when she's finished."

Stan is aghast. "No way! A beautiful woman like that would never be so disgusting."

Norm replied, "I'm telling you she isn't going to wipe."

"How do you know?" asked Stan.

"I just do." replied Norm. "I'm so confident, in fact, that I'll bet you ten dollars she doesn't wipe her behind."

"You're on!" said Stan, thinking he was on to a sure thing.

Suddenly Norm stepped out from behind the tree and shouted "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"


Glad

hee hee hee

nice...

i guess he won his bet then...

hee hee heh

that's tops, thanks. :)

That is a winner.

That's a funny joke. Reminds me of the one about the farmer finding the girls skinny dipping in his pond. They screech and he says "Don't worry about me, ladies. I'm not here to peek. I'm here to feed the alligator."

All I can say is - unexpected.

Great alligator joke too, SirLance...

My words exactly.

As I was reading I was thinking it's getting to the end...where's the punch line... :p

haha, two good jokes that I will have to remember

Are you an aussie?

Funny Joke! All the good jokes Ive heard recently have started with people golfing... coincidence?

he is indeed...

I love the alligator one, both were good thanks

I giggled...