Cujo

So there's this guy who is all excited about joining the army. He heads for the local recruiter's office and says he's psyched to join. The recruiter says "Hey, great! Here's your gun," and hands the new soldier a broomstick.

The new dude says, "Hang on, what kind of a gun is this? It doesn't even have a bayonet!" The Sarge ties a piece of string on the end, and says "You're all set now, just head out to the battle front, point your gun, and say 'Bangity-Bangity-Bang' and the gun will work fine. Swing it around, and say 'Stabity-Stabity-Stab' and the bayonet will do its thing." The soldier is a skeptic, but he's also not the brightest guy, so he believes the Sarge and heads for the battle front.

There he is, in the middle of all the fighting, with a crazed look in his eye. He picks up his trusty broomstick, and waves it around at the enemy, saying "Bangity-Bangity-Bang!, Stabity-Stabity-Stab!, Bangity-Bangity-Bang!, Stabity-Stabity-Stab!" To his amazement, everyone on the field is completely wiped out. Everyone, that is, except for one fighter, who is advancing very slowly and steadily toward our hero.

The soldier thinks, "Hey, no sweat," and aims his broomstick. "Bangity-Bangity-Bang!" No difference -- the enemy soldier keeps advancing, slowly and steadily. Our man waves his weapon threateningly and says "Stabity-Stabity-Stab!" Still nothing. The enemy advances steadily toward the soldier. He bumps into the soldier, knocks him down, advances up over his legs, stomach, chest, and face and continues over the other side - slow and steady. As the enemy moves away, the soldier hears him saying "Tankity-Tankity-Tank."

clifclav

shaking my head with a smile on my face. thanks

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ratbastid

This feels like a Monty Python sketch or something....

morlock

SHUT UP! MONTY PYTHON IS COOL! DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE IN MY TANKITY TANK TANK!!! lol

opentocomments

i think someone need to take a chill pill *cough* morlock *cough*

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Flesh

hahaha

NoSoup

That pretty funny, figured it deserved a post...

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Fade

interesting...I wish that all wars were like this.

Bobdoler

lol, that was pretty funny

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sooz

hahaha that's great

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uffjohn

haha I laughed

oblar

i liked that joke I want a tankity tankity tank

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Nebula2020

Like it

grumpyolddude

Tankity-tank you, hehehe.

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SirLance

This is my rifle, this is my gun
this is for shooting, this is for fun!

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mjby2

laughity laughity laugh

CSflim

Why oh why did that make me laugh out loud!?

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Khyronian

Hey this was pretty good, I kinda liked this one...

Well done!

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cchris

Fucking great joke

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xepherys

Hmmm, I might have to try this sometime before I come home...

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kifferfong

My female colleagye wonders what is it i find so funny about this, hahahah

Plan9

Har.

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sky_driver

It deserves a laugh, and I just did

analog

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this. The visual is hilarious.

healer

That's some funny shit.

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