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Cujo 05-28-2003 08:55 PM

Wierd army joke
 
So there's this guy who is all excited about joining the army. He heads for the local recruiter's office and says he's psyched to join. The recruiter says "Hey, great! Here's your gun," and hands the new soldier a broomstick.

The new dude says, "Hang on, what kind of a gun is this? It doesn't even have a bayonet!" The Sarge ties a piece of string on the end, and says "You're all set now, just head out to the battle front, point your gun, and say 'Bangity-Bangity-Bang' and the gun will work fine. Swing it around, and say 'Stabity-Stabity-Stab' and the bayonet will do its thing." The soldier is a skeptic, but he's also not the brightest guy, so he believes the Sarge and heads for the battle front.

There he is, in the middle of all the fighting, with a crazed look in his eye. He picks up his trusty broomstick, and waves it around at the enemy, saying "Bangity-Bangity-Bang!, Stabity-Stabity-Stab!, Bangity-Bangity-Bang!, Stabity-Stabity-Stab!" To his amazement, everyone on the field is completely wiped out. Everyone, that is, except for one fighter, who is advancing very slowly and steadily toward our hero.

The soldier thinks, "Hey, no sweat," and aims his broomstick. "Bangity-Bangity-Bang!" No difference -- the enemy soldier keeps advancing, slowly and steadily. Our man waves his weapon threateningly and says "Stabity-Stabity-Stab!" Still nothing. The enemy advances steadily toward the soldier. He bumps into the soldier, knocks him down, advances up over his legs, stomach, chest, and face and continues over the other side - slow and steady. As the enemy moves away, the soldier hears him saying "Tankity-Tankity-Tank."

clifclav 05-29-2003 10:01 AM

shaking my head with a smile on my face. thanks

ratbastid 05-29-2003 05:59 PM

This feels like a Monty Python sketch or something....

morlock 05-30-2003 07:17 AM

SHUT UP! MONTY PYTHON IS COOL! DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE IN MY TANKITY TANK TANK!!! lol

opentocomments 05-30-2003 09:40 AM

i think someone need to take a chill pill *cough* morlock *cough*

Flesh 05-30-2003 03:50 PM

hahaha

NoSoup 06-27-2003 05:16 PM

That pretty funny, figured it deserved a post...

Fade 06-27-2003 05:30 PM

interesting...I wish that all wars were like this.

Bobdoler 06-27-2003 06:21 PM

lol, that was pretty funny

sooz 06-28-2003 12:49 AM

hahaha that's great

uffjohn 06-28-2003 01:55 AM

haha I laughed :)

oblar 06-28-2003 09:10 AM

i liked that joke :) I want a tankity tankity tank

Nebula2020 06-28-2003 09:54 AM

Like it :)

grumpyolddude 06-28-2003 11:39 AM

Tankity-tank you, hehehe.

SirLance 06-28-2003 04:42 PM

This is my rifle, this is my gun
this is for shooting, this is for fun!

mjby2 06-28-2003 10:32 PM

laughity laughity laugh

CSflim 06-29-2003 05:21 PM

Why oh why did that make me laugh out loud!?

Khyronian 06-29-2003 05:33 PM

Hey this was pretty good, I kinda liked this one...

Well done!

cchris 06-29-2003 05:38 PM

Fucking great joke

xepherys 07-17-2007 10:12 AM

Hmmm, I might have to try this sometime before I come home...

kifferfong 07-21-2007 05:33 PM

My female colleagye wonders what is it i find so funny about this, hahahah

Plan9 07-22-2007 02:01 PM

Har.

sky_driver 07-23-2007 11:36 AM

It deserves a laugh, and I just did

analog 07-25-2007 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid
This feels like a Monty Python sketch or something....

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this. The visual is hilarious.

healer 07-25-2007 11:53 AM

That's some funny shit. :)


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