ranger

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Laura Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one
of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh, honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a
good
explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up
and
hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied, "Your horse called."

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MikeyChalupa

Busted! I like that one.

-Mikey

GremlinDelirium

Hahaha.. he's cleaver but not bright.

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ratbastid

Cleaver? Actually, it was a frying pan. It actually would have been a whole different joke if she'd used a cleaver....

Hain

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

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God of Thunder

Oh great, now I'm going to have that running through my head the rest of the day.


Why did she need the horse? Did she ride it to college? Was it a Equestrian scholorship? Maybe she won the money betting...


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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