slimshaydee

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

aKula

That's a great list.

kel

Supressor ;-)

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KungFuGuy

..because i keep all my women in the closet. (gasp) hahaha.

funny stuff.

slimshaydee

women put their clothes in the closet dingat LMAO

loganmule

great list, but not one I'll be sharing with the wife

lindseylatch

you can trade a .44 for two .22s? Like, straight across?

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maleficent

Oh come on --live dangerously-- it's cute.. if we can't laugh at ourselves...

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vanblah

Guns don't give better blowjobs though.

WillyPete

she knows how to shoot, huh?

liquidlight

It could be argued that it all depends on how you've got the bullets loaded Get the right grain and wadding?

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Delvid

That is a great list.

questone

funny stuff.