Women v Hand Guns
 

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

That's a great list.

Supressor ;-)

..because i keep all my women in the closet. (gasp) hahaha.

funny stuff.

women put their clothes in the closet dingat LMAO

great list, but not one I'll be sharing with the wife

you can trade a .44 for two .22s? Like, straight across? :p

Oh come on --live dangerously-- it's cute.. if we can't laugh at ourselves...

:crazy:

Guns don't give better blowjobs though.

she knows how to shoot, huh? ;)

It could be argued that it all depends on how you've got the bullets loaded :) Get the right grain and wadding?

That is a great list.

funny stuff.