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Liquor Dealer · 02-25-2005, 10:40 AM

Little Peter watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Peter found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane--"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Peter, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny start ed his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army!"

Sue · 02-25-2005, 10:47 AM

LOL! nice one

itch vaccine · 02-25-2005, 10:04 PM

WAHAHA!

Busted...~

thanks for the laugh~

carrot glace · 02-26-2005, 12:54 AM

that was funny, wasnt expecting it like that

Cervantes · 02-26-2005, 03:06 AM

A real double bust.. hehehe, good one!

SirLance · 03-03-2005, 03:01 PM

Hoist by your own petard! Ha!

Scorpion23 · 03-04-2005, 06:47 AM

bwahahaha, oh man that's a good one

02-25-2005, 10:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	He did what? Little Peter watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Peter found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane--" At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Peter, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny start ed his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army!" __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

02-25-2005, 10:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sue Teufel Hunden's Freundin Location: Westminster, CO	LOL! nice one __________________ Teg yw edrych tuag adref.

02-25-2005, 10:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	WAHAHA! Busted...~ thanks for the laugh~ __________________ "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

02-26-2005, 12:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	that was funny, wasnt expecting it like that __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

02-26-2005, 03:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cervantes Psycho Location: Above you	A real double bust.. hehehe, good one! __________________ - "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.." - "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong." - "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."

03-03-2005, 03:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Hoist by your own petard! Ha! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-04-2005, 06:47 AM	#7 (permalink)
Scorpion23 Psycho	bwahahaha, oh man that's a good one