bobby

One night, Pinocchio's girlfriend says to him "This sucks! Every time we
make love I get splinters in my pussy!"
So Pinocchio seeks Gepetto's advice. Gepetto says, "Use sandpaper!
That's all you need."
A few days later Gepetto runs into Pinocchio and asks "So how are you
doing with the girls now?"
Pinocchio says, "Who needs girls?"


thanks to L.D. ,,,,,,,,,,,,XOXOXOO

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Cervantes

Hahaha!! Nice one!

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Dilbert1234567

hehe, thats great. thanks

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itch vaccine

Haha, no pain because it's wooden?

:P Nice

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