One night, Pinocchio's girlfriend says to him "This sucks! Every time we
make love I get splinters in my pussy!"
So Pinocchio seeks Gepetto's advice. Gepetto says, "Use sandpaper!
That's all you need."
A few days later Gepetto runs into Pinocchio and asks "So how are you
doing with the girls now?"
Pinocchio says, "Who needs girls?"
thanks to L.D. ,,,,,,,,,,,,XOXOXOO
