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redlotuss9 · 12-02-2004, 12:57 PM

Found in a men's room:

My girlfriend follows me everywhere.
No I don't.

Post your humorous bathroom graffiti.

NegativeNine · 12-02-2004, 02:58 PM

http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com
Great site for graffiti...

My favorite is

I fucked your mom!
Go home, dad. You're drunk.

TexanAvenger · 12-02-2004, 06:45 PM

These are great... There's a short story by Stephen King that has some great ones listed, I'll see if I can find it.

tekaweni · 12-03-2004, 12:21 PM

Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine - "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.

Fart loud if you love Jesus.

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like grandfather, not screaming
like his passengers.

If your a guy put the fucking seat down

Redlemon · 12-03-2004, 12:33 PM

Sign: Employees must wash hands before leaving restroom.
Handwritten below: I waited for hours and no employee came to wash my hands!

vanblah · 12-03-2004, 01:35 PM

My favorite:

<b>Written in big permanent marker</b>: Jesus Saves Souls!
<b>Written below it in ballpoint pen</b>: and redeems them for valuable prizes!

small one · 12-04-2004, 06:53 AM

Seen in staff toilet

In case of nuclear attack
1. Remove lower clothing
2. Place head betwwn knees
3. Kiss your arse goodbye

Oropher · 12-04-2004, 12:40 PM

JESUS SAVES!
-below-
YEAH, BUT MOSES INVESTS

gorilla · 12-05-2004, 11:04 AM

i cant wait to go to school tomorrow armed with these...

RespectThat · 12-05-2004, 12:52 PM

I don't use toilets

...and the walls were wet...

Ishmal · 12-06-2004, 05:32 PM

i went in to the toilets of a restrant on Sat night... i cn some good jokes on the walls... i instantly thought of this thread... but i was too drunk to remember them... LOL. i'll have to write them down next time...

sadistikdreams · 12-06-2004, 09:36 PM

Hehe. These are rad.

Ishmal · 12-15-2004, 03:40 PM

a sign posted in a pub in England above a condom machine read:

"manufactured to strict British standards"
writen bellow in texta it said:

"yer, but so was the Titanic"

okay so i didn't c that but i thought it was a good joke for this thread!

AngelicVampire · 12-15-2004, 05:07 PM

Found in ours:

The university time travel club meets here yesterday at 3pm.

Or
Fear: Comments please

False
Expecations
About
Reality

liked these ones...

Also someone drew a picture or a penis on the wall, someone added in pen "big willy", then someone added the scale in angstroms... engineering toilets are full of science.

mvassek · 12-20-2004, 07:21 PM

Here I stand trying to piss.
Cussing the girl that gave me this.
If she were here,
and I were well.
I'd catch it again as sure as hell.

guthmund · 12-20-2004, 11:26 PM

I seen this in the college bathroom before they painted over it.

Here do I sit, going through hell
I should not have eaten at Taco Bell
When asked about fire sauce, I should've said "pass"
Now my shit's turned to liquid and it's burning my ass

I remember seeing this one in a book somewhere....

I fucked your mother!!!

(and below it)

For god's sake, go home Dad!

wulawula · 12-21-2004, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NegativeNine

My favorite is

I fucked your mom!
Go home, dad. You're drunk.

great!

lyxo · 12-21-2004, 07:07 AM

On top of a urinal:

The future of our country is in your hands.

12-02-2004, 12:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
redlotuss9 Tilted Location: Pennsylvania	Bathroom Graffiti Found in a men's room: My girlfriend follows me everywhere. No I don't. Post your humorous bathroom graffiti.

12-03-2004, 12:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine - "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber." Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling. Fart loud if you love Jesus. When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like grandfather, not screaming like his passengers. If your a guy put the fucking seat down __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

12-03-2004, 12:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Sign: Employees must wash hands before leaving restroom. Handwritten below: I waited for hours and no employee came to wash my hands! __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-05-2004, 11:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
gorilla Insane Location: USA	i cant wait to go to school tomorrow armed with these... __________________ I'll bet you $5 that you read the previous word...

12-06-2004, 05:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	i went in to the toilets of a restrant on Sat night... i cn some good jokes on the walls... i instantly thought of this thread... but i was too drunk to remember them... LOL. i'll have to write them down next time... __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

12-02-2004, 02:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
NegativeNine Tilted	http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com Great site for graffiti... My favorite is I fucked your mom! Go home, dad. You're drunk.

12-02-2004, 06:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	These are great... There's a short story by Stephen King that has some great ones listed, I'll see if I can find it.

12-03-2004, 01:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
vanblah Junkie	My favorite: <b>Written in big permanent marker</b>: Jesus Saves Souls! <b>Written below it in ballpoint pen</b>: and redeems them for valuable prizes!

12-04-2004, 06:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Seen in staff toilet In case of nuclear attack 1. Remove lower clothing 2. Place head betwwn knees 3. Kiss your arse goodbye

12-04-2004, 12:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
Oropher Upright Location: Hotel Yorba	JESUS SAVES! -below- YEAH, BUT MOSES INVESTS

12-05-2004, 12:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
RespectThat Upright	I don't use toilets ...and the walls were wet...

12-06-2004, 09:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Hehe. These are rad. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

12-15-2004, 03:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	a sign posted in a pub in England above a condom machine read: "manufactured to strict British standards" writen bellow in texta it said: "yer, but so was the Titanic" okay so i didn't c that but i thought it was a good joke for this thread! __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular." Last edited by Ishmal; 12-15-2004 at 03:43 PM..

12-15-2004, 05:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
AngelicVampire Insane	Found in ours: The university time travel club meets here yesterday at 3pm. Or Fear: Comments please False Expecations About Reality liked these ones... Also someone drew a picture or a penis on the wall, someone added in pen "big willy", then someone added the scale in angstroms... engineering toilets are full of science.

12-20-2004, 07:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
mvassek Crazy Location: East Tennessee	Here I stand trying to piss. Cussing the girl that gave me this. If she were here, and I were well. I'd catch it again as sure as hell. __________________ Been There, Couldn't do that, No Money, Maybe next time. I did get the T-shirt, but I've put on some weight so it don't fit. It made a nice grease rag!

12-20-2004, 11:26 PM	#16 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	I seen this in the college bathroom before they painted over it. Here do I sit, going through hell I should not have eaten at Taco Bell When asked about fire sauce, I should've said "pass" Now my shit's turned to liquid and it's burning my ass I remember seeing this one in a book somewhere.... I fucked your mother!!! (and below it) For god's sake, go home Dad! __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

12-21-2004, 07:07 AM	#18 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	On top of a urinal: The future of our country is in your hands.