redlotuss9

Found in a men's room:

My girlfriend follows me everywhere.
No I don't.

Post your humorous bathroom graffiti.

NegativeNine

http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com
Great site for graffiti...

My favorite is

I fucked your mom!
Go home, dad. You're drunk.

TexanAvenger

These are great... There's a short story by Stephen King that has some great ones listed, I'll see if I can find it.

tekaweni

Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine - "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.

Fart loud if you love Jesus.

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like grandfather, not screaming
like his passengers.

If your a guy put the fucking seat down

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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

Redlemon

Sign: Employees must wash hands before leaving restroom.
Handwritten below: I waited for hours and no employee came to wash my hands!

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

vanblah

My favorite:

<b>Written in big permanent marker</b>: Jesus Saves Souls!
<b>Written below it in ballpoint pen</b>: and redeems them for valuable prizes!

small one

Seen in staff toilet

In case of nuclear attack
1. Remove lower clothing
2. Place head betwwn knees
3. Kiss your arse goodbye

Oropher

JESUS SAVES!
-below-
YEAH, BUT MOSES INVESTS

gorilla

i cant wait to go to school tomorrow armed with these...

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I'll bet you $5 that you read the previous word...

RespectThat

I don't use toilets

...and the walls were wet...

Ishmal

i went in to the toilets of a restrant on Sat night... i cn some good jokes on the walls... i instantly thought of this thread... but i was too drunk to remember them... LOL. i'll have to write them down next time...

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"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

sadistikdreams

Hehe. These are rad.

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

Ishmal

a sign posted in a pub in England above a condom machine read:

"manufactured to strict British standards"
writen bellow in texta it said:

"yer, but so was the Titanic"



okay so i didn't c that but i thought it was a good joke for this thread!

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"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

AngelicVampire

Found in ours:

The university time travel club meets here yesterday at 3pm.

Or
Fear: Comments please

False
Expecations
About
Reality

liked these ones...

Also someone drew a picture or a penis on the wall, someone added in pen "big willy", then someone added the scale in angstroms... engineering toilets are full of science.

mvassek

Here I stand trying to piss.
Cussing the girl that gave me this.
If she were here,
and I were well.
I'd catch it again as sure as hell.

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Been There, Couldn't do that, No Money, Maybe next time.

I did get the T-shirt, but I've put on some weight so it don't fit.

It made a nice grease rag!

guthmund

I seen this in the college bathroom before they painted over it.

Here do I sit, going through hell
I should not have eaten at Taco Bell
When asked about fire sauce, I should've said "pass"
Now my shit's turned to liquid and it's burning my ass

I remember seeing this one in a book somewhere....

I fucked your mother!!!

(and below it)

For god's sake, go home Dad!

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No signature. None. Seriously.

wulawula

great!

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Make Laugh, Not War!
http://www.welaf.com/

lyxo

On top of a urinal:

The future of our country is in your hands.