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Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine - "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
Fart loud if you love Jesus.
When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like grandfather, not screaming
like his passengers.
If your a guy put the fucking seat down
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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten
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