11-04-2004, 12:55 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Cannibal Jokes
Two cannibals are eating a clown when one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
These two cannibals catch a guy and they are trying to decide how to split him up evenly to eat. They decide one will start at the head and eat his way down while the other starts at the feet and eat his way up. After a few minutes the guy at the head asks the guy at the feet, "How's it goin?" He says, "Great, I'm havin' a ball"....the guy at the heads says, "Hey....slow down...you're eatin too fast!!" |
11-05-2004, 08:41 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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I heard the cannibal that loved fast-food ordered a pizza with everybody on it!
Two cannibals sitting around the campfire. 1st one says: "Ughh I hate my mother-in law!" 2nd one replies: "So, try the potatoes." *Cue the brushweed blowing in from stage left*
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