Cannibal Jokes
 

Two cannibals are eating a clown when one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"


These two cannibals catch a guy and they are trying to decide how to split him up evenly to eat. They decide one will start at the head and eat his way down while the other starts at the feet and eat his way up. After a few minutes the guy at the head asks the guy at the feet, "How's it goin?" He says, "Great, I'm havin' a ball"....the guy at the heads says, "Hey....slow down...you're eatin too fast!!"

:lol: those are pretty good.

bicentinal man?

saw this somewhere else on the forum but..
what did the cannibal get when he arrived home late for dinner?

a cold shoulder

I heard the cannibal that loved fast-food ordered a pizza with everybody on it!

Two cannibals sitting around the campfire.
1st one says: "Ughh I hate my mother-in law!"
2nd one replies: "So, try the potatoes."

*Cue the brushweed blowing in from stage left*

I know it sucks but there's a joke that I can't remember about a cannibal passing his brother in the woods. I don't know if there's a set up or not...Anyone know it, even though I spoiled it?