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10-15-2004, 05:27 AM
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Junkie
Location: MD
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Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the ight rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "he'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along. Last edited by cameroncrazy822; 10-15-2004 at 05:32 AM.. |
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10-15-2004, 02:21 PM
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Chicks dig the Saxaphone
Location: Nowheresville OH
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I always seem to never have money when the ice cream truck comes around.
Thanks for posting that. I lauged out loud. Or lol. If you're into that.
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10-15-2004, 02:47 PM
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"Without the fuzz"
Location: ..too close for comfort..
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lol..very funny made me smile
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07-12-2007, 04:21 PM
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<3 TFP
Location: 17TLH2445607250
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HAHAHA! Great twist!
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08-01-2007, 12:01 PM
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Junkie
Location: MD
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Glad you all liked it. That's the key to really funny jokes.... not an obvious ending and definitely not toooo long. It is good material I'd say.
Glad you all liked it. That's the key to really funny jokes.... not an obvious ending and definitely not toooo long. It is good material I'd say. Last edited by cameroncrazy822; 08-06-2007 at 11:49 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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08-01-2007, 06:56 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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in on the ding and out on the dong
funny line in and of itself
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08-06-2007, 12:21 PM
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But You'll Never Prove It.
Location: under your bed
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I'll think of this joke every time I hear church bells or an ice cream truck now. Thanks for the laugh.
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