Sunday Morning Sex
 

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year
old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died,
her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years
ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to
do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the
ight rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"he'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

okay, that.... was hilarious.
Thanks for posting!

That's too funny! :D

Too funny. I hate Ice cream trucks anyways.

I always seem to never have money when the ice cream truck comes around.

Thanks for posting that. I lauged out loud. Or lol. If you're into that.

lol..very funny made me smile :)

Thats good stuff!

wahahah :)

church bells and ice cream trucks :P

hehehehe ~ very funny

hahahaha thats really funny!

Oh man, that's hilarious!

awesome, didn't see that coming.

Thats a winner.

Great post . .. .. very funny. :) :D :)

I love Sunday morning sex! Definitely my favorite.

best i have read in a long time. gracias

lmao! funny stuff.

grinning from ear to ear

I always work sunday morning! :(

Great joke though :)

hilarious, didn't see it coming.

that one was hilarious, great ending

HAHAHA! Great twist!

awesome awsome awesome!!! Great one.

I will never hear the ice cream man again with out thinking of this joke! Thanks

The churchbells was a great addition - very funny!

That was excellent!

Glad you all liked it. That's the key to really funny jokes.... not an obvious ending and definitely not toooo long. It is good material I'd say.

Glad you all liked it. That's the key to really funny jokes.... not an obvious ending and definitely not toooo long. It is good material I'd say.

in on the ding and out on the dong


funny line in and of itself

Damn you Ice-Cream-Man! You've claimed another. Nice one.

I always tell my kids the Ice Cream Man plays a tune to tell people he has run out of ice cream! Saves me a fortune, but the kids will be pissed off when they find out the truth! LOL

That's about as funny as the joke itself!

I'll think of this joke every time I hear church bells or an ice cream truck now. Thanks for the laugh.

people in office are now looking at me as if I am mad :)

Speechless. Visions of my grandparents. They'd never do that!

man that is a classic funny one I forgot about

man that is a classic funny one I forgot about