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Old 10-14-2004, 06:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Need a job,BAD?

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"

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Old 10-14-2004, 07:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm gonna have to start paying closer attention when I go to the zoo
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Old 10-14-2004, 08:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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good one bobby


reminds me of the simpsons episode where mr burns had homer dress up like a panda and homer ended up getting raped by the bull panda
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Old 10-14-2004, 12:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I was thinking this might go down the rape trail.
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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nice one...

i'm with Cadwiz...i thought this was down another road for a while.
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where Homer dresses up as panda
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Old 10-14-2004, 03:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah... I was thinking the same thing. I'm too used to relief/release humor... Great joke!
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Old 10-14-2004, 05:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Haha, nice, must pay attention about the zoo animals now.
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Old 10-15-2004, 02:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Thank god he didnt throw shit around.
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