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Old 10-12-2004, 09:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for
me...and as we finish summer we all could use a little calm. By
following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
inner peace.

The article read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."


So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished...and before I left the house this morning I finished off a
bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's Kahlua and
Wild Turkey, the prozac, some valium, some cheese cake and a box of
chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
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Old 10-12-2004, 09:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Very nice.
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Old 10-15-2004, 03:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I guess I better stop puttin off the bottles in cabnet then, and start chuggin.
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Old 10-15-2004, 04:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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oooh, sounds like a plan to me...
 
 

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