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A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.

She was thrilled at the speed.

"If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.

"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.

And as he gets up to 200, she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over.

The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried.

"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

"Take my shoe," he said, "and cover yourself."

Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do....he's in too far!"

Crack

Nice build up!

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MexicanOnABike

oh man! thats an AWESOME JOKE! fucking right!

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carrot glace

oh man thats funny

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rider07

ive heard that somewhere before... but this way you told it was far better. lol thanks

Delvid

That was funny as hell. Great joke.

SSJwrestler

first time i've heard that. great joke!

Akira

Awesome joke, I was thinking it was going to end another way but then it ends with that nice punchline.

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itch vaccine

Haha, in too deep >.<

omg.. haha. nice joke nice joke :P

HunterDevourer

hahahaha brilliant!

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Jackebear

Great joke...I am keeping that one.

thanks.

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WarriorBuddha

Definitely gonna remember that one. Priceless.

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flagpole

heheheh, did not see that one coming

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Catherine Zandonella

small one

Very good, never saw it coming

Nancy

aha!! For the first time I actually DID see that one coming!

It's still a great joke though

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buddle

haha i got a chuckle from that one

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Fohur2

Nice chuckle,love it.

octopus

Bit of an old one, but it is still a good laugh.

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klo

haha, nice one!