stuck boyfriend
 

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.

She was thrilled at the speed.

"If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.

"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.

And as he gets up to 200, she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over.

The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried.

"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

"Take my shoe," he said, "and cover yourself."

Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do....he's in too far!" :D

Nice build up!

oh man! thats an AWESOME JOKE! fucking right!

oh man thats funny

ive heard that somewhere before... but this way you told it was far better. lol thanks

That was funny as hell. Great joke.

first time i've heard that. great joke!

Awesome joke, I was thinking it was going to end another way but then it ends with that nice punchline.

Haha, in too deep >.<

omg.. haha. :) nice joke nice joke :P

hahahaha brilliant!

:lol:

Great joke...I am keeping that one.

thanks. :thumbsup:

Definitely gonna remember that one. Priceless.

heheheh, did not see that one coming :D

Very good, never saw it coming

aha!! For the first time I actually DID see that one coming!

It's still a great joke though :D

haha :) i got a chuckle from that one

Nice chuckle,love it.

Bit of an old one, but it is still a good laugh.

haha, nice one!