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The_Dude · 05-15-2003, 07:06 PM

There's this rich woman and she's out car shoppping. So, she goes out to the local benz dealership and buys a fully loaded benz for $ 100k. Everything that can possibly be put on it has been put on it.

So, she drives it off the lot and notices that the radio only has 1 button. On or Off. And she can only listen to one station after turning the radio on because there's only one knob.

So, she decides to drive it back to the lot and complain. The dealer said that the radio is completely voice activated and she can just say what she wants to hear and the radio would automatically switch to that channel.

She drives off the lot, and says "rock and roll" and the rolling stones began to play, she says "country" and toby keith comes on.

She's listening to toby keith while driving when a guy cuts her off. She yells "ass hole", and the Bush's speech comes on.

This one's for you sixrate

small one · 05-16-2003, 12:36 AM

It's nice to know what you think of "President" Bush

clifclav · 05-16-2003, 05:24 AM

i wont offer my thoughts on the politics but the joke was clever

Darklight Adept · 05-16-2003, 08:45 AM

mmmmm.....political humor

Toadboy · 05-29-2003, 03:06 PM

LOL...best joke ever.. Though it might be a bit too true.

BAMF · 05-29-2003, 04:58 PM

maybe instead of asshole it should be "fucking idiot"

Munku · 05-30-2003, 06:23 PM

Lol thats classic!

TerresqueÜ · 05-30-2003, 09:56 PM

Heh, I woulda preferred "Bull Crap" or "Retard" to "Asshole", but good all the same.

GM2 · 05-31-2003, 08:07 AM

I got one:

There's this rich woman and she's out car shoppping. So, she goes out to the local benz dealership and buys a fully loaded benz for $ 100k. Everything that can possibly be put on it has been put on it.

So, she drives it off the lot and notices that the radio only has 1 button. On or Off. And she can only listen to one station after turning the radio on because there's only one knob.

So, she decides to drive it back to the lot and complain. The dealer said that the radio is completely voice activated and she can just say what she wants to hear and the radio would automatically switch to that channel.

She drives off the lot, and says "rock and roll" and the rolling stones began to play, she says "country" and toby keith comes on.

She's listening to toby keith while driving when a guy cuts her off. She yells "not a liberal pussy", and the Bush's speech comes on.

See, this crap isn't funny.

morlock · 05-31-2003, 11:21 AM

I like the first version better.

opentocomments · 06-01-2003, 04:41 PM

id take the 2nd overt he 1st GM2 you know how to make a joke funny

sweeze · 06-01-2003, 08:57 PM

hehe, well done

Nomad · 06-01-2003, 09:10 PM

The Truth Hurts

teflonian · 06-01-2003, 09:33 PM

haha... my vote is for the picture... Though I would also complain about toby keith being played when I requested country....

bravo49 · 06-02-2003, 01:08 AM

First version for sure

Kows · 06-02-2003, 04:44 PM

liberal pussies for freedom...
#1 all the way

MSD · 06-02-2003, 07:25 PM

If you're going to dedicate a joke to sixate, you could at least get his name right

riptide4070 · 06-04-2003, 11:39 AM

not bad

Daval · 06-04-2003, 11:58 AM

cute joke

Bigmac23 · 07-01-2003, 11:22 AM

I heard that some children ran out into the road, and she said "fu*king kids"...and Gary Glitter came on!!!

Regziever · 07-28-2003, 11:19 PM

Lol! Awesome joke!

I like Bigmac23's ending as well!!

tfpfreak · 07-29-2003, 07:15 AM

Cruel but funny

HaloLauren · 07-29-2003, 07:17 AM

That was a long joke for such a non-existant payoff.

egorey · 07-31-2003, 06:21 AM

Oddly, I first heard this with Former President Clinton as the punchline.. Also heard it with Former First Lady Clinton. Now it has passed to the current administration. I am sure it will pass to the next.

05-15-2003, 07:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	Voice activated radio There's this rich woman and she's out car shoppping. So, she goes out to the local benz dealership and buys a fully loaded benz for $ 100k. Everything that can possibly be put on it has been put on it. So, she drives it off the lot and notices that the radio only has 1 button. On or Off. And she can only listen to one station after turning the radio on because there's only one knob. So, she decides to drive it back to the lot and complain. The dealer said that the radio is completely voice activated and she can just say what she wants to hear and the radio would automatically switch to that channel. She drives off the lot, and says "rock and roll" and the rolling stones began to play, she says "country" and toby keith comes on. She's listening to toby keith while driving when a guy cuts her off. She yells "ass hole", and the Bush's speech comes on. This one's for you sixrate __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

05-16-2003, 05:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	i wont offer my thoughts on the politics but the joke was clever __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-29-2003, 03:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
Toadboy Crazy Location: Davis, CA, USA	LOL...best joke ever.. Though it might be a bit too true. __________________ -Toadboy, King of the losers

05-30-2003, 09:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Heh, I woulda preferred "Bull Crap" or "Retard" to "Asshole", but good all the same. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-01-2003, 04:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	id take the 2nd overt he 1st GM2 you know how to make a joke funny __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

05-16-2003, 12:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	It's nice to know what you think of "President" Bush

05-16-2003, 08:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	mmmmm.....political humor

05-29-2003, 04:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
BAMF Crazy	maybe instead of asshole it should be "fucking idiot"

05-30-2003, 06:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Lol thats classic!

05-31-2003, 08:07 AM	#9 (permalink)
GM2 Insane	I got one: There's this rich woman and she's out car shoppping. So, she goes out to the local benz dealership and buys a fully loaded benz for $ 100k. Everything that can possibly be put on it has been put on it. So, she drives it off the lot and notices that the radio only has 1 button. On or Off. And she can only listen to one station after turning the radio on because there's only one knob. So, she decides to drive it back to the lot and complain. The dealer said that the radio is completely voice activated and she can just say what she wants to hear and the radio would automatically switch to that channel. She drives off the lot, and says "rock and roll" and the rolling stones began to play, she says "country" and toby keith comes on. She's listening to toby keith while driving when a guy cuts her off. She yells "not a liberal pussy", and the Bush's speech comes on. See, this crap isn't funny.

05-31-2003, 11:21 AM	#10 (permalink)
morlock Loser	I like the first version better.

06-01-2003, 08:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
sweeze Tilted	hehe, well done

06-01-2003, 09:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
Nomad Heathen Location: California	The Truth Hurts

06-01-2003, 09:33 PM	#14 (permalink)
teflonian Appreciative Location: Paradise	haha... my vote is for the picture... Though I would also complain about toby keith being played when I requested country....

06-02-2003, 01:08 AM	#15 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	First version for sure

06-04-2003, 11:39 AM	#18 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	not bad __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

06-04-2003, 11:58 AM	#19 (permalink)
Daval Junkie Location: The True North Strong and Free!	cute joke __________________ "It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it." Winston Churchill

07-28-2003, 11:19 PM	#21 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol! Awesome joke! I like Bigmac23's ending as well!! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-29-2003, 07:15 AM	#22 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	Cruel but funny __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

06-02-2003, 04:44 PM	#16 (permalink)
Kows Upright Location: Wisconsin	liberal pussies for freedom... #1 all the way

06-02-2003, 07:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	If you're going to dedicate a joke to sixate, you could at least get his name right

07-01-2003, 11:22 AM	#20 (permalink)
Bigmac23 Upright	I heard that some children ran out into the road, and she said "fu*king kids"...and Gary Glitter came on!!!

07-29-2003, 07:17 AM	#23 (permalink)
HaloLauren Banned	That was a long joke for such a non-existant payoff.

07-31-2003, 06:21 AM	#24 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	Oddly, I first heard this with Former President Clinton as the punchline.. Also heard it with Former First Lady Clinton. Now it has passed to the current administration. I am sure it will pass to the next.