Voice activated radio
 

There's this rich woman and she's out car shoppping. So, she goes out to the local benz dealership and buys a fully loaded benz for $ 100k. Everything that can possibly be put on it has been put on it.

So, she drives it off the lot and notices that the radio only has 1 button. On or Off. And she can only listen to one station after turning the radio on because there's only one knob.

So, she decides to drive it back to the lot and complain. The dealer said that the radio is completely voice activated and she can just say what she wants to hear and the radio would automatically switch to that channel.

She drives off the lot, and says "rock and roll" and the rolling stones began to play, she says "country" and toby keith comes on.

She's listening to toby keith while driving when a guy cuts her off. She yells "ass hole", and the Bush's speech comes on.



This one's for you sixrate

It's nice to know what you think of "President" Bush

i wont offer my thoughts on the politics but the joke was clever

mmmmm.....political humor ;)

LOL...best joke ever.. Though it might be a bit too true.

maybe instead of asshole it should be "fucking idiot"

Lol thats classic!

Heh, I woulda preferred "Bull Crap" or "Retard" to "Asshole", but good all the same.

I got one:

There's this rich woman and she's out car shoppping. So, she goes out to the local benz dealership and buys a fully loaded benz for $ 100k. Everything that can possibly be put on it has been put on it.

So, she drives it off the lot and notices that the radio only has 1 button. On or Off. And she can only listen to one station after turning the radio on because there's only one knob.

So, she decides to drive it back to the lot and complain. The dealer said that the radio is completely voice activated and she can just say what she wants to hear and the radio would automatically switch to that channel.

She drives off the lot, and says "rock and roll" and the rolling stones began to play, she says "country" and toby keith comes on.

She's listening to toby keith while driving when a guy cuts her off. She yells "not a liberal pussy", and the Bush's speech comes on.

See, this crap isn't funny.

I like the first version better.

id take the 2nd overt he 1st GM2 you know how to make a joke funny

hehe, well done :)

The Truth Hurts :D

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/nomad559/bushpicknose.gif

haha... my vote is for the picture... Though I would also complain about toby keith being played when I requested country....

First version for sure

:cool: liberal pussies for freedom...
#1 all the way :icare:

If you're going to dedicate a joke to sixate, you could at least get his name right :)

not bad

cute joke

I heard that some children ran out into the road, and she said "fu*king kids"...and Gary Glitter came on!!!

Lol! Awesome joke!

I like Bigmac23's ending as well!! :D

Cruel but funny

That was a long joke for such a non-existant payoff.

Oddly, I first heard this with Former President Clinton as the punchline.. Also heard it with Former First Lady Clinton. Now it has passed to the current administration. I am sure it will pass to the next.