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Old 09-11-2004, 07:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Poker surprise

Did a search for it, hope its not a repost

Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped a card and when he bent under the table to pick it up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't wearing any underwear!

Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well yes, indeed he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial as well as the moral costs of this offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested.

She tells him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, that John should be at her house around 2:00 Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the planned time with Sue at 2:00 pm sharp. After paying her the agreed sum of $500,they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual transaction as Sue had promised. Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6:00 pm and upon entering said... "Did John come by the house
this afternoon?" A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,"And did he give you $500?"

In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, replied, Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
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Old 09-11-2004, 08:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sweet. She cant say a word. Good thinkin John.
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Old 09-11-2004, 08:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Good one. Shoulda seen it comin' but I didn't.
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Old 09-11-2004, 10:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Heard a different variation of it, but it's still funny as hell.
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Old 09-11-2004, 04:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Damn good joke! Thanks.
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Old 09-11-2004, 07:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Thats a great one!
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Old 09-11-2004, 08:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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thats awesome, i really liked that joke
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Old 09-12-2004, 10:15 AM   #8 (permalink)
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lol, that's hilarious
-John and his crazy hijinks
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:46 AM   #9 (permalink)
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That John is one smart fellow.
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Old 09-12-2004, 05:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Nice joke. Heard a variation on it, but it's all good.
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Old 09-13-2004, 10:57 AM   #11 (permalink)
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That John is a smart dude. But $500 - man that is kinda steep.
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Old 09-13-2004, 03:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
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lol, pretty good.
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Old 09-13-2004, 11:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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hehe excellent joke it was a new one for me
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Old 09-14-2004, 07:53 AM   #14 (permalink)
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That's great stuff.... Dirty Whores get what they deserve.
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Old 09-15-2004, 07:17 AM   #15 (permalink)
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hehehe ~ smart
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Old 09-16-2004, 06:26 AM   #16 (permalink)
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haha, good thinkin

thanks for the laugh
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Old 09-16-2004, 06:35 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Oh that's a good one! What a quick thinker he was.
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