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witmol 09-11-2004 07:55 AM

Poker surprise
 
Did a search for it, hope its not a repost

Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped a card and when he bent under the table to pick it up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't wearing any underwear!

Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well yes, indeed he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial as well as the moral costs of this offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested.

She tells him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, that John should be at her house around 2:00 Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the planned time with Sue at 2:00 pm sharp. After paying her the agreed sum of $500,they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual transaction as Sue had promised. Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6:00 pm and upon entering said... "Did John come by the house
this afternoon?" A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,"And did he give you $500?"

In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, replied, Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
:suave:

PayUp 09-11-2004 08:44 AM

Sweet. She cant say a word. Good thinkin John.

WarriorBuddha 09-11-2004 08:46 AM

Good one. Shoulda seen it comin' but I didn't.

MageB420666 09-11-2004 10:18 AM

Heard a different variation of it, but it's still funny as hell.

bullmoose 09-11-2004 04:53 PM

Damn good joke! Thanks.

Homey_V 09-11-2004 07:50 PM

hehehe
Thats a great one!

carrot glace 09-11-2004 08:09 PM

thats awesome, i really liked that joke

godmare 09-12-2004 10:15 AM

lol, that's hilarious
-John and his crazy hijinks :)

Paradise Lost 09-12-2004 11:46 AM

That John is one smart fellow. :)

byesman 09-12-2004 05:04 PM

Nice joke. Heard a variation on it, but it's all good.

Delvid 09-13-2004 10:57 AM

That John is a smart dude. But $500 - man that is kinda steep.

Almo 09-13-2004 03:12 PM

lol, pretty good. :)

oblar 09-13-2004 11:54 PM

hehe excellent joke :) it was a new one for me

cameroncrazy822 09-14-2004 07:53 AM

That's great stuff.... Dirty Whores get what they deserve.

akechi 09-15-2004 07:17 AM

hehehe ~ smart

itch vaccine 09-16-2004 06:26 AM

haha, good thinkin :)

thanks for the laugh

absorbentishe 09-16-2004 06:35 AM

Oh that's a good one! What a quick thinker he was.


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