Hanxter

A couple made a deal that who ever died first, would come back and inform the other of the after life.

The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven.

After a long life the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact.

"Mary... Mary.... "

"Is that you Fred?"

"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."

"What is it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon - supper - then sex till late at night, sleep, then start all over again."

"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

vevaphon

cute.

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TerresqueÜ

Pro-creation is what rabbits are good at :-P

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Shade

nice

John_Gault

good one.

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cJoe

I guess a higher life form

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Silverbrain

Good one!

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RAMONES!!!

wow i liked it

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loganmule

I like it...will add to my joke folder

hotzot

got a chuckle!

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Locobot

yeah!

zaiaz

I want to be a pig.

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