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Old 05-14-2003, 10:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Afterlife

A couple made a deal that who ever died first, would come back and inform the other of the after life.

The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven.

After a long life the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact.

"Mary... Mary.... "

"Is that you Fred?"

"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."

"What is it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon - supper - then sex till late at night, sleep, then start all over again."

"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
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Old 05-14-2003, 11:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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cute.
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Pro-creation is what rabbits are good at :-P
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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good one.
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Old 05-14-2003, 04:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I guess a higher life form
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Old 05-14-2003, 04:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Good one!
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Old 05-14-2003, 04:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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wow i liked it
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Old 05-14-2003, 08:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I like it...will add to my joke folder
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Old 05-14-2003, 09:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
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got a chuckle!
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Old 05-14-2003, 11:11 PM   #11 (permalink)
is awesome!
 
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yeah!
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Old 05-15-2003, 06:11 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.
I want to be a pig.
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