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Hanxter · 05-14-2003, 10:32 AM

A couple made a deal that who ever died first, would come back and inform the other of the after life.

The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven.

After a long life the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact.

"Mary... Mary.... "

"Is that you Fred?"

"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."

"What is it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon - supper - then sex till late at night, sleep, then start all over again."

"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

05-14-2003, 10:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	The Afterlife A couple made a deal that who ever died first, would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact. "Mary... Mary.... " "Is that you Fred?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." "What is it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon - supper - then sex till late at night, sleep, then start all over again." "Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." "Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."