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cameroncrazy822 · 08-24-2004, 08:58 AM

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when
he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out
to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We
have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you"
the lawyer said.
"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are
over there, under that tree"
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other
poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also
have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car
as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking us all with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place,
the grass is almost a foot high!"

HLP · 08-24-2004, 11:31 AM

HA! I knew that a lawyer couldnt be honest!

mordret · 08-25-2004, 12:19 AM

Good one ! Didn't see it coming !

CoachAlan · 08-25-2004, 04:03 AM

Yet another killer surprise ending. Nice work, and thanks for posting.

brikellxx · 09-01-2004, 09:28 AM

lol, good one

MageB420666 · 09-01-2004, 10:38 AM

That was awful, but funny.

flagpole · 09-01-2004, 04:14 PM

that guy must be like the lawyer version of jesus

locke23 · 11-07-2004, 11:17 PM

Haha good joke. Nice response flagpole lol.

Racer · 11-09-2004, 09:39 AM

I found that hilarious. But, I've got a lawyer friend who wouldn't...go figure.

joeshoe · 11-12-2004, 09:05 PM

nice surprise at the end there!

Lefty04 · 11-15-2004, 01:53 PM

Other puchlines:

Professional curtesy.
A good start.
A rotten shame.

Mantus · 11-15-2004, 05:13 PM

That was good, thank you.

Paradise Lost · 11-15-2004, 07:37 PM

Only a foot tall, what a gip...

KrazyKracka · 11-16-2004, 05:03 AM

hahahaha

carrot glace · 11-16-2004, 10:23 AM

surprised me in the end there

Ishmal · 11-17-2004, 11:31 PM

nice surprise ending!

08-24-2004, 08:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	Good Hearted Lawyer One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass? "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. "But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree" "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking us all with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place, the grass is almost a foot high!"

08-25-2004, 04:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
CoachAlan Psycho Location: Las Vegas	Yet another killer surprise ending. Nice work, and thanks for posting. __________________ "If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!" - Mark Twain

09-01-2004, 10:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	That was awful, but funny. __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

09-01-2004, 04:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
flagpole Tilted Location: england	that guy must be like the lawyer version of jesus __________________ Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Catherine Zandonella

11-15-2004, 07:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	Only a foot tall, what a gip... __________________ "Marino could do it."

08-24-2004, 11:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
HLP Crazy	HA! I knew that a lawyer couldnt be honest!

08-25-2004, 12:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
mordret Tilted Location: Metz, France	Good one ! Didn't see it coming !

09-01-2004, 09:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
brikellxx Junkie	lol, good one

11-07-2004, 11:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
locke23 Upright	Haha good joke. Nice response flagpole lol.

11-09-2004, 09:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	I found that hilarious. But, I've got a lawyer friend who wouldn't...go figure.

11-12-2004, 09:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
joeshoe Crazy Location: California	nice surprise at the end there!

11-15-2004, 01:53 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lefty04 Tilted	Other puchlines: Professional curtesy. A good start. A rotten shame.

11-15-2004, 05:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	That was good, thank you.

11-16-2004, 05:03 AM	#14 (permalink)
KrazyKracka Crazy Location: PA	hahahaha

11-16-2004, 10:23 AM	#15 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	surprised me in the end there __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

11-17-2004, 11:31 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	nice surprise ending! __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."