Good Hearted Lawyer
 

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when
he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out
to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We
have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you"
the lawyer said.
"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are
over there, under that tree"
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other
poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also
have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car
as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking us all with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place,
the grass is almost a foot high!"

HA! I knew that a lawyer couldnt be honest!

Good one ! Didn't see it coming !

Yet another killer surprise ending. Nice work, and thanks for posting.

lol, good one

That was awful, but funny. :lol:

that guy must be like the lawyer version of jesus

Haha good joke. Nice response flagpole lol.

I found that hilarious. But, I've got a lawyer friend who wouldn't...go figure.

nice surprise at the end there!

Other puchlines:

Professional curtesy.
A good start.
A rotten shame.

That was good, thank you.

Only a foot tall, what a gip...

:lol: hahahaha

surprised me in the end there

nice surprise ending!