Calling in sick - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

ICER · 05-12-2003, 09:50 AM

Me: "Hey, boss I can't come to work today, I'm really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I don't think I can make it in.

"My Boss: "You know ICER I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.

"Two hours later"

Me: Boss, I took your advice and did what you said and boy do I feel great, I'll be at work soon.

Oh, by the way. You've got nice house.

Prophecy · 05-12-2003, 11:39 AM

damn..LOL

Mavric98 · 05-12-2003, 12:43 PM

good one

Darklight Adept · 05-12-2003, 01:06 PM

ZING! I like those following the directions responses

TerresqueÜ · 05-12-2003, 01:08 PM

Way to go Icer.

hotzot · 05-13-2003, 07:27 PM

funny!

05-12-2003, 09:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
ICER Chilled to Perfection Location: Dallas, TX	Calling in sick Me: "Hey, boss I can't come to work today, I'm really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I don't think I can make it in. "My Boss: "You know ICER I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that. "Two hours later" Me: Boss, I took your advice and did what you said and boy do I feel great, I'll be at work soon. Oh, by the way. You've got nice house. __________________ What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ~~David Letterman

05-12-2003, 11:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Prophecy Oracle & Apollyon Location: Limbus Patrum	damn..LOL __________________ La Disciplina È La Mia Spada, La Fede È Il Mio Schermo, Non salti Ciecamente In Incertezza, E Potete Raccogliere Le Ricompense.

05-12-2003, 12:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	good one __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

05-12-2003, 01:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Way to go Icer. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-13-2003, 07:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	funny! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

05-12-2003, 01:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	ZING! I like those following the directions responses