Me: "Hey, boss I can't come to work today, I'm really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I don't think I can make it in.
"My Boss: "You know ICER I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.
"Two hours later"
Me: Boss, I took your advice and did what you said and boy do I feel great, I'll be at work soon.
Oh, by the way. You've got nice house.
