ICER

Me: "Hey, boss I can't come to work today, I'm really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I don't think I can make it in.

"My Boss: "You know ICER I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.

"Two hours later"

Me: Boss, I took your advice and did what you said and boy do I feel great, I'll be at work soon.

Oh, by the way. You've got nice house.

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Prophecy

damn..LOL

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Mavric98

good one

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ZING! I like those following the directions responses

TerresqueÜ

Way to go Icer.

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hotzot

funny!

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