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Old 08-19-2004, 08:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Oral Sex Poem

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
You bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
Your jaw it aches, your neck is numb
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky stuff
Okay already, that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what revenge, you're on the rag.
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Old 08-19-2004, 08:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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wonderfull, just what i wanted to read after lunch, why oh why did i click on this thread. Sickening.
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Old 08-19-2004, 08:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i found it funny.

if you have nothing nice to say, just dont speak.

its nasty but funny.
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Old 08-19-2004, 08:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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cameron knows i'm just messin with him.
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Old 08-19-2004, 08:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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that's good shit
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Old 08-19-2004, 09:56 AM   #6 (permalink)
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oh, damn. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I'm saving this poem... haha
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Old 08-19-2004, 09:59 AM   #7 (permalink)
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An original work? Perhaps its time to look for a publisher?
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Old 08-19-2004, 10:10 AM   #8 (permalink)
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There was a young man named Cameron
Who thought a BJ poem would be fun
By God, he was right
I laughed into the night
But I'm tired of laughing, now I want one!
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Old 08-20-2004, 05:38 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by matthew330
cameron knows i'm just messin with him.
No worries mate it's all about the laughs
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Old 08-20-2004, 05:39 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unoaman
There was a young man named Cameron
Who thought a BJ poem would be fun
By God, he was right
I laughed into the night
But I'm tired of laughing, now I want one!
That's some good stuff. Very nice!
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Old 08-20-2004, 05:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Bobaphat
An original work? Perhaps its time to look for a publisher?
I wish I could take credit for that wonder of poem. I wish I could give the author credit but I don't know who wrote it.
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