Oral Sex Poem
 

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
You bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
Your jaw it aches, your neck is numb
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky stuff
Okay already, that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what revenge, you're on the rag.

wonderfull, just what i wanted to read after lunch, why oh why did i click on this thread. Sickening.

i found it funny.

if you have nothing nice to say, just dont speak.

its nasty but funny.

cameron knows i'm just messin with him.

that's good shit :lol:

oh, damn. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I'm saving this poem... haha

An original work? Perhaps its time to look for a publisher?

There was a young man named Cameron
Who thought a BJ poem would be fun
By God, he was right
I laughed into the night
But I'm tired of laughing, now I want one!

No worries mate it's all about the laughs

That's some good stuff. Very nice!

I wish I could take credit for that wonder of poem. I wish I could give the author credit but I don't know who wrote it.