A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp...... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Zooksport2 · 05-13-2003, 02:32 PM

advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave.

"Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the skinny man. "Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it down." The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," said the man. The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"

"In the 'Sahara Forest'," replied the puny man. "You mean the 'Sahara Desert'," said the lumberjack. The little man laughed and answered back, "Oh sure, that's what they call it now!"

DEI37 · 05-13-2003, 02:35 PM

Now that's funny...not heard this one before, but I like it!

rideough · 05-21-2003, 04:43 PM

sounds like a Canuck

GoldenOuroboros · 05-21-2003, 05:34 PM

lol.. that was a good one

wakelagger · 05-22-2003, 01:38 PM

All of us canucks are like that...Yes...all of them

Brewmaniac · 05-22-2003, 03:01 PM

Clever joke! Thanks

crackpot · 05-22-2003, 08:33 PM

That explains why the beaver is the Canadian national, uh, animal. I think.
Good joke.

Fly · 05-23-2003, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackpot
That explains why the beaver is the Canadian national, uh, animal. I think.
Good joke.

ahhhh yes........the great canadian beaver

05-13-2003, 02:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp...... advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave. "Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the skinny man. "Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it down." The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," said the man. The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?" "In the 'Sahara Forest'," replied the puny man. "You mean the 'Sahara Desert'," said the lumberjack. The little man laughed and answered back, "Oh sure, that's what they call it now!" __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

05-13-2003, 02:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Now that's funny...not heard this one before, but I like it! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-21-2003, 04:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
rideough Insane Location: Ottawa...the greatest city in Canada...down the road from silentjay!	sounds like a Canuck __________________ i may or may not be on acid right now....

05-21-2003, 05:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	lol.. that was a good one __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

05-22-2003, 03:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Clever joke! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

05-22-2003, 01:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
wakelagger Insane Location: Toronto	All of us canucks are like that...Yes...all of them

05-22-2003, 08:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	That explains why the beaver is the Canadian national, uh, animal. I think. Good joke.