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Zooksport2 05-13-2003 02:32 PM

A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp......
 
advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave.

"Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the skinny man. "Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it down." The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," said the man. The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"

"In the 'Sahara Forest'," replied the puny man. "You mean the 'Sahara Desert'," said the lumberjack. The little man laughed and answered back, "Oh sure, that's what they call it now!"

DEI37 05-13-2003 02:35 PM

Now that's funny...not heard this one before, but I like it!

rideough 05-21-2003 04:43 PM

sounds like a Canuck:D

GoldenOuroboros 05-21-2003 05:34 PM

lol.. that was a good one :D

wakelagger 05-22-2003 01:38 PM

All of us canucks are like that...Yes...all of them

Brewmaniac 05-22-2003 03:01 PM

Clever joke! Thanks

crackpot 05-22-2003 08:33 PM

That explains why the beaver is the Canadian national, uh, animal. I think.
Good joke. :)

Fly 05-23-2003 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackpot
That explains why the beaver is the Canadian national, uh, animal. I think.
Good joke. :)


ahhhh yes........the great canadian beaver


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