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Old 08-14-2004, 05:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Blonde Joke

A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde female in a convertible sports car for speeding.
The cop walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some ID.
The blonde driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blonde cop tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough, she sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.
The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few seconds, then rolls her
eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde driver and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."
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Old 08-14-2004, 06:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahah horrible... but I'm laughing..
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Old 08-14-2004, 09:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Those crazy blonds, when will they learn.
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Old 08-16-2004, 01:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Blonde jokes aren't really jokes. These are true stories. hehe.
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Old 08-16-2004, 02:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hehe that great
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Old 08-16-2004, 02:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Always love a good blond joke. Thank you
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Old 08-19-2004, 11:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Haha, I like that one. I've got a little blonde joke too.

What's the similarity between a smart blonde, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny?



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Old 08-23-2004, 03:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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good one, love the blond jokes
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