slimshaydee

A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde female in a convertible sports car for speeding.
The cop walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some ID.
The blonde driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blonde cop tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough, she sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.
The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few seconds, then rolls her
eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde driver and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."