http://store6.yimg.com/I/visualartsb..._1762_10217498

Just had to buy it.

"Fuck Me I'm Fat"

Mine says, "Fuck you, I have enough friends"

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I own quite a few...

"Some call it stalking, I call it love."
"Just be glad I'm not your kid."
"NICE RACK POOL HALL" - gift from boyfriend
"I'm up here." with arrow - gift from boyfriend

"I don't like you." with a cute smiling Kerochan on it - my sister silk-screened one for me

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I also have a small t-shirt company if you wanna actually see these:

"Men get older but they never grow up."
"Hey Barbie, mine are real!"
"I think you're ugly."
"I'm special and you're jealous."

http://www.cafeshops.com/goddessltd/

-+ Ivy +-

I own:

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I have the first one, as a bumper sticker, taped to my front door..compliments of some great friends. Thought it was great just to keep it there...have people STOP to read it...LOL

I'm still looking for a good source for the "Bomb Technician" t-shirt ... the all-black one with the lettering over the whole back of it - the one featured in the CNN.com pic. Please PM me if you know where to get one. :)

Far as the shirts, I'm a fan of pretty much the entire library from tshirthell and boffensive.com.

black t-shirt, white writing: "I used to be an optimist, then my presecription ran out"

check out the the t-shirts at www.engrish.com.. haha now thats fun

wish more girls wore a shirt saying--- Eat me, please!

I'm wearing a shirt that says "I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here."

..That's just twisted, i love it.

I know a girl who has a shirt that reads "For Your Enjoyment!"
over her boobies. Oh and I did enjoy myself :)

Saw this one today, "I think, therefore I have a headache"

If hats count in place of t-shirts... I saw a hat years ago that I wish I had bought for every jerk-off out there that likes to make fat jokes to a fat person's face ~

"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet"

:D

So funny.

"Objects in this shirt may be larger than they appear"

"GOT MILK?"

Baby Shirt: "I'm proof that my mommy likes to fuck"

HA

I love the one with the birds saying great tits

I had one that said

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

Great post!!

I'd proudly wear shirts most of these sayings, especially the "voices" one

yes, yes, keep em' coming!

my favourite:

2 + 2 = 5 (for extremely large values of two)

I'm just like a superhero without powers or motivation

- There's three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.

- Keep staring, I might do a trick

- You laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same.

-People who are different change the world. People who are the same keep it the way it is.

I once saw one that said,

"edited"

and one that I came up with myself:

"My wife is an honor student at Travis Elementary"

i made one up that said...

TIT FOR TAT on the front

and...

I'M TAT on the back

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<center>INJECTION IS NICE...</center>

<center>BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN!!!</center>

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its always fun to see more of these!

great shirt ideas..there was this one at JCPenny awhile ago. It read "I eat glue" thought it as pretty funny...and instead of shirts, I found this wristband that on one side read Nintendo and had a Mario mushroom, then as you turned it over ir erad "KNow your mushrooms" and had all the mushrooms from Mario. Thought it was funny in a nerdy way :)

These are just a few shirts I have found over the years.

- STRESS the confusion created when ones mind over rides to bodies basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperatly deserves it. (I have this one)
- Its hard to say I care since I dont.
- What part of NO do you NOT understand.
- I want to be just like Barbie that bitch has everything.
- I want to be just like Ken that bastard has Barbie.
- I m not bald its a solar pannel for a sex machine.
- If you can still read this you arent drunk enough.
- This is your brain FORD , This is your brain on drugs Chevy
- I suffer from P.M.S Putting up with Mens Shit

BUMP!!! :P

Worn by Johnny Depp's character in Once Upon a Time in Mexico: I'm with stupid (hand pointing down)

From The Donnas song: I've scored 40 boys in 40 nights.

My personal collection:
* If you're not part of the solution, you're part of management.
* Those of you who think you know everything are pissing off those of us who do.
* iMachivellian: Think Dissident
* Relax! Life's too short to be anal.
* If I give you a quarter, will you go play in the freeway?
* Wanna see my Red Card collection? (For those not in-the-know, a "red card" is an ejection from a soccer match.)
* My eyes are not in my shirt.
* Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian
* So many Christians, so few lions

I (heart) sporks.

I love manboobs.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I fucked your father.

:lol:

That would be mine...thats great

4 out of 5 voices in my head say I'm completely sane!

i have the first one on a bumper sticker taped to my frt door...thanks to my fine friends...find it rather funny when I have the Church promoters knock at my door and get scared!!!

My wife got me one that said
Instant Ass-Hole
Just ad alcohol

So true

A buddy of mine has a shirt that reads "Can't sleep... the clowns will eat me." on it. For some reason it cracks me up.

I also like one I own it says "Know Your Roots" above an old NES control pad.

my favorite:

front: Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean that I...

For the Seinfeld fans...
My favorite Tshirt has

Corporate logo that says:

Vandalay Industries

i have that shirt, lol. i accidentally wore it into my parents house one day, and my dad laughed his beer out of his hand, but my mom smacked me before she read the back

i must have that shirt. where do i get one?

www.tshirthell.com, twilightfoix

another good addition: a baby shirt that said "i survived my prenatal crack addiction"

haha, thanks man some are better than others...

I love my "Barbie is a slut" t-shirt :D

These are all gold.

No Muff, Too Tuff

We dive at five

OMG I want that one!



I don't mind sloopy seconds (with a guy winking on the front)

Homosexuals are gay.

vegetarians = cows. EAT THEM!

I only have one daughter, and I'm not afraid to go back to prison

http://www.fatguyshirts.com/

I want to pick up these ones:

"Winning in the fight against Anorexia "
"I dare you to picture me naked"

--It ain't gonna shuck itself
--I <3 My Geek (I have that one)
--Don't f*ck with Jesus (got that for my ex)
--Jesus wants your money
--Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing it's idiot.

I love my "Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society" shirt, but I've gotten stopped by cops twice walking down the street, so I guess it isn't funny any more. :lol:

Basically almost anything Northern Sun or Modern Freak has ever done.

yep. true.

- HE was fragged for your sins.
- HE died for 3 days, but someone casted Rez
- Gank the camper. (official chapter of the american bear society)


these are all geek h@XX0R tshirts...

My friend Mark prints his own T-shirts. One says:
"This space left intentionally blank"

:)

I would love one of those shirts... The military prints books, guides, journals, and everything always has "This page left intentionally blank" to separate chapters. It is very frustrating, but I guess it is easier to format, and us stoopid troops can really tell when the chapter is over.

10/10 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I saw some that said

- You say tomato, I say fuck you.
- *on a fat kid* Yea, I know I'm FAT.
- *on another fat dude* I beat anorexia.
- I fuck sheep.
- Smoke crack and worship Satan.
- *on a baby* The condom broke.
- Fucking ray of sunshine, aren't I?

"Your Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

Some great ones here, a lot made me laugh.

If I lend you $20 and never see you again...it's worth it.

Support bacteria! It the only culture some people have.

A woman’s breasts are a journey. Her feet are the destination.

667...The neighbor of the beast

That's funny...

My buddy thought of this one "A mind is like a parachute, it works best when high as hell."

I've got a t-shirt that says "I ain't trippin" which, i might add, I prefer a lot more than most sleazy ass "rub-here-to-make-me-ejaculate" t-shirts which you see all the time when you're out clubbing or just hanging out in town.

Me and a mate did come up with an awesome idea for a T-shirt while watching blade trinity bout 2 or 3 months ago. Basically we realised there were a whole lot of Freud references all over the show, including vagina dentata which cracked us up. Anyways, I randomly yelled FREUD0r outta nowhere, and we decided it would make a great t-shirt. Imagine a big freud face smokin his pipe with some spinner medallion bling and a cheesy grin.. It'll be the new Che.. cept i'll make sure it's far too expensive to actually buy and that people will be forced to steal it as opposed aiding capitalism. Just the way Che would have wanted it...

Um.. What was I talking about?

"Interesting perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

"only the good die young" with a big picture of the pope underneath

I HAVE THE
DICK, SO I
MAKE THE RULES!

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:lol: :lol: I found that hilarious after reading the farmer joke!

"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."

Londan
Paris
Rome
Belfair

Recently seen on a local Belfair resident. :)

good stuff

heres one Ive seen ages ago;

"Everyday of my life I'm forced to add more names to the list of people who PISS ME OFF!"

How about this one:

http://fuckinginsanet-shirts.com/main7069042.jpg

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My favorite from http://xkcd.com/store/
"Maybe if this shirt if witty enough, someone will finally love me"

My friend has a T-shirt that says "Bush's America, taking it up the gas." with a picture of a gasoline pipe stuck in a guy's ass. I like it.

I have two such shirts. One says "Got me? I'll do your body good!" while the other one is red and says "Big Rod" (You'll get it if you've ever seen the Big Red gum they sale in stores).

I enjoyed these ones most. Can kinda see why they stopped selling the middle one, though.

This one's definitely in the realm of potentially offensive, so I'll spoiler it. Highlight at your own risk:

Spoiler: Child molesters are fucking immature assholes.