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mojodragon · 07-01-2004, 06:50 PM

This guy walks into a pub, and orders a beer. Sitting next to him is a guy in his late 50's, trying to drown his misery in alchohol. After a little while, the old man starts talking, to noone in particular.

"You see this bar?" He says as he thumps the polished oak bar. "I built this bar with my own hands. Do they call me Jack the carpenter? Hell no."

A little while later, "Look all around, see the fine craftsmanship that went into this pub. I built it, but do they call me Jack the builder? No."

A little while later, "Go outside, see the dock. I built that too, but do they call me Jack the dockbuilder? No."

"All of that, and what do they latch onto? I swear, you fuck just one goat...."

MSD · 07-01-2004, 08:23 PM

If you build 10,000 bridges and suck one cock, you're not a bridge builder, you're a cocksucker. Life's unfair, isn't it?

KellyC · 07-01-2004, 10:24 PM

almost fall over from laughing...seriously

but uh...since he's stuck with that nickname...why not go out and live it up to its full potential

small one · 07-08-2004, 01:46 AM

I've tried a goat, I'd sooner build a pub

Stare At The Sun · 07-08-2004, 02:06 AM

LOL. Classic.

Delvid · 07-12-2004, 10:30 AM

Good chuckle.

Date the Banana · 07-12-2004, 05:58 PM

makes me think of my cousin telling it to me in a perfect(ly awful) scottish accent. Funny and oh-so-true!

leo_cote · 07-12-2004, 09:29 PM

poor jack

07-01-2004, 06:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
mojodragon Darth Mojo Location: Right behind you...	Jack the carpenter This guy walks into a pub, and orders a beer. Sitting next to him is a guy in his late 50's, trying to drown his misery in alchohol. After a little while, the old man starts talking, to noone in particular. "You see this bar?" He says as he thumps the polished oak bar. "I built this bar with my own hands. Do they call me Jack the carpenter? Hell no." A little while later, "Look all around, see the fine craftsmanship that went into this pub. I built it, but do they call me Jack the builder? No." A little while later, "Go outside, see the dock. I built that too, but do they call me Jack the dockbuilder? No." "All of that, and what do they latch onto? I swear, you fuck just one goat...."

07-01-2004, 10:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	almost fall over from laughing...seriously but uh...since he's stuck with that nickname...why not go out and live it up to its full potential __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

07-12-2004, 05:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
Date the Banana Insane Location: Japan	makes me think of my cousin telling it to me in a perfect(ly awful) scottish accent. Funny and oh-so-true! __________________ all work and no play make Date something something

07-12-2004, 09:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
leo_cote Insane Location: St-H Canada	poor jack __________________ Hockey is my drug, Go Habs Go !!!

07-01-2004, 08:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	If you build 10,000 bridges and suck one cock, you're not a bridge builder, you're a cocksucker. Life's unfair, isn't it?

07-08-2004, 01:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	I've tried a goat, I'd sooner build a pub

07-08-2004, 02:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	LOL. Classic.

07-12-2004, 10:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Good chuckle.