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mojodragon · 07-01-2004, 06:50 PM

This guy walks into a pub, and orders a beer. Sitting next to him is a guy in his late 50's, trying to drown his misery in alchohol. After a little while, the old man starts talking, to noone in particular.

"You see this bar?" He says as he thumps the polished oak bar. "I built this bar with my own hands. Do they call me Jack the carpenter? Hell no."

A little while later, "Look all around, see the fine craftsmanship that went into this pub. I built it, but do they call me Jack the builder? No."

A little while later, "Go outside, see the dock. I built that too, but do they call me Jack the dockbuilder? No."

"All of that, and what do they latch onto? I swear, you fuck just one goat...."

07-01-2004, 06:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
mojodragon Darth Mojo Location: Right behind you...	Jack the carpenter This guy walks into a pub, and orders a beer. Sitting next to him is a guy in his late 50's, trying to drown his misery in alchohol. After a little while, the old man starts talking, to noone in particular. "You see this bar?" He says as he thumps the polished oak bar. "I built this bar with my own hands. Do they call me Jack the carpenter? Hell no." A little while later, "Look all around, see the fine craftsmanship that went into this pub. I built it, but do they call me Jack the builder? No." A little while later, "Go outside, see the dock. I built that too, but do they call me Jack the dockbuilder? No." "All of that, and what do they latch onto? I swear, you fuck just one goat...."