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tekaweni · 06-23-2004, 04:59 AM

This tourist was on a bus tour of Castilla during the summer that had a stop at this old convent. The tour wasn't that interesting and he managed to stay behind and start wandering.

Feeling the urge, he stopped to pee on the outside wall of the chapel. While he was doing his business, he was surprised by the Mother Superior. "OH! I am so sorry!'

"No," she replied. "Actually, I've never seen a man's...You know. Could I take a look?" The tourist was freaked out by
a nun asking to see his works but it was kinda kinky in a way so he figured, what the hell. The nun looked at it for a bit and as he was about to put it away she said, "You know, I always wanted to touch it. Would you mind...?"
"This is really wierd, but sure." The tourist was getting really exited. Who could say that you had been tossed off by a nun?
"Could you take it all out so that I can get a complete experience?" the nun requested. The tourist, sure that he was about to get laid, willingly took down his pants. The nun began fondleing his testicles and sudennly straightened, and said,

"Don't (SQUEEZE) pee (SQUEEZE) on the (SQUEEZE) church (SQUEEZE) walls (SQUEEZE).

Jackebear · 06-23-2004, 05:04 AM

Didn't expect that ending. Good one.

choskins · 06-23-2004, 06:17 AM

That is hilarious!

Delvid · 06-23-2004, 12:20 PM

Ouch.

saberyo · 06-24-2004, 12:52 PM

very good indeed

PayUp · 06-24-2004, 05:07 PM

Bad nun. Caress them gently.

Bamrak · 06-24-2004, 06:21 PM

Very nice, I was expecting something much different, Thanks !

slimshaydee · 06-25-2004, 03:38 AM

Im never gonna pee on a church wall again

Dilbert1234567 · 06-25-2004, 08:15 AM

painfuly funny

RaDiAn · 06-25-2004, 08:37 AM

Yes I like that one !! lol

smilodon · 06-27-2004, 07:11 AM

Yowsers! hehehehe

CamaroRS1967 · 06-27-2004, 01:20 PM

That was good...

DelayedReaction · 06-27-2004, 01:54 PM

Didn't see that one coming.

Moobie · 06-27-2004, 08:28 PM

Oh ow! Bad nun! Bad!

06-23-2004, 04:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Nun takes situation in hand This tourist was on a bus tour of Castilla during the summer that had a stop at this old convent. The tour wasn't that interesting and he managed to stay behind and start wandering. Feeling the urge, he stopped to pee on the outside wall of the chapel. While he was doing his business, he was surprised by the Mother Superior. "OH! I am so sorry!' "No," she replied. "Actually, I've never seen a man's...You know. Could I take a look?" The tourist was freaked out by a nun asking to see his works but it was kinda kinky in a way so he figured, what the hell. The nun looked at it for a bit and as he was about to put it away she said, "You know, I always wanted to touch it. Would you mind...?" "This is really wierd, but sure." The tourist was getting really exited. Who could say that you had been tossed off by a nun? "Could you take it all out so that I can get a complete experience?" the nun requested. The tourist, sure that he was about to get laid, willingly took down his pants. The nun began fondleing his testicles and sudennly straightened, and said, "Don't (SQUEEZE) pee (SQUEEZE) on the (SQUEEZE) church (SQUEEZE) walls (SQUEEZE). __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

06-23-2004, 05:04 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jackebear Insane	Didn't expect that ending. Good one. __________________ Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

06-23-2004, 06:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
choskins Psycho Location: Greenville, SC	That is hilarious! __________________ "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - Sigmund Freud

06-24-2004, 12:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
saberyo Tilted	very good indeed __________________ TANSTAAFL

06-24-2004, 05:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	Bad nun. Caress them gently. __________________ Born to Lose.

06-23-2004, 12:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Ouch.

06-24-2004, 06:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bamrak Enter Title Here Location: Tennessee	Very nice, I was expecting something much different, Thanks !

06-25-2004, 03:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Im never gonna pee on a church wall again

06-25-2004, 08:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	painfuly funny __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

06-25-2004, 08:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
RaDiAn Addict	Yes I like that one !! lol

06-27-2004, 07:11 AM	#11 (permalink)
smilodon Psycho Location: Cenozoic Era	Yowsers! hehehehe

06-27-2004, 01:20 PM	#12 (permalink)
CamaroRS1967 Insane	That was good...

06-27-2004, 01:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
DelayedReaction BFG Builder Location: University of Maryland	Didn't see that one coming. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

06-27-2004, 08:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
Moobie Insane Location: baked beans	Oh ow! Bad nun! Bad! __________________ Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers. We like money. Give us your money you stupid consumer whore.