| tekaweni |
06-23-2004 04:59 AM |
Nun takes situation in hand
This tourist was on a bus tour of Castilla during the summer that had a stop at this old convent. The tour wasn't that interesting and he managed to stay behind and start wandering.
Feeling the urge, he stopped to pee on the outside wall of the chapel. While he was doing his business, he was surprised by the Mother Superior. "OH! I am so sorry!'
"No," she replied. "Actually, I've never seen a man's...You know. Could I take a look?" The tourist was freaked out by
a nun asking to see his works but it was kinda kinky in a way so he figured, what the hell. The nun looked at it for a bit and as he was about to put it away she said, "You know, I always wanted to touch it. Would you mind...?"
"This is really wierd, but sure." The tourist was getting really exited. Who could say that you had been tossed off by a nun?
"Could you take it all out so that I can get a complete experience?" the nun requested. The tourist, sure that he was about to get laid, willingly took down his pants. The nun began fondleing his testicles and sudennly straightened, and said,
"Don't (SQUEEZE) pee (SQUEEZE) on the (SQUEEZE) church (SQUEEZE) walls (SQUEEZE).
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