05-09-2004, 01:27 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Sydney
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The rejection letter
Dear ......,
Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with your firm. I have received rejections from an unusually large number of exceptionally well qualified organizations. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and because a number of firms have found me more unsuitable, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection. Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting employment with your firm on the first of the month. Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your letter on file in case my requirements for rejection change. Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications in attempting to refuse me employment. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future candidates. Sincerely,
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There's a fine line between participation and mockery |
05-10-2004, 07:42 AM | #6 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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I...like that.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
05-19-2004, 06:33 PM | #12 (permalink) |
Oh dear God he breeded
Location: Arizona
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I am going to have to try that when I get out of the Navy.
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Bad spellers of the world untie!!! I am the one you warned me of I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant. |
05-22-2004, 03:16 PM | #13 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: that place with the thing
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sheer brilliance!
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I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself." - A Perfect Circle |
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