The rejection letter
 

Dear ......,

Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with your firm.


I have received rejections from an unusually large number of exceptionally well qualified organizations. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and because a number of firms have found me more unsuitable, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection.


Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting employment with your firm on the first of the month.


Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your letter on file in case my requirements for rejection change.


Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications in attempting to refuse me employment. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future candidates.


Sincerely,

really good letter :lol: :thumbsup:

i wonder

I would love to use that letter and then show up for work.

Best. Letter. Ever.

I...like that. :D

I'm going to use it some day. If I'm going to get turned down, that is. So far, it hasn't happened. *crosses fingers*

what a great idea - might get hired for ingenuity!

That's spectacular! :D :D :D

Shit, if that works, then why the hell am I wasting my time in school?

LMAO, that's absolutely brilliant!

--jaded

I am going to have to try that when I get out of the Navy.

sheer brilliance!