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Old 05-09-2004, 01:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The rejection letter

Dear ......,

Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with your firm.


I have received rejections from an unusually large number of exceptionally well qualified organizations. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and because a number of firms have found me more unsuitable, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection.


Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting employment with your firm on the first of the month.


Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your letter on file in case my requirements for rejection change.


Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications in attempting to refuse me employment. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future candidates.


Sincerely,
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Old 05-09-2004, 12:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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really good letter
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Old 05-09-2004, 02:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i wonder
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Old 05-10-2004, 01:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I would love to use that letter and then show up for work.
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Old 05-10-2004, 07:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Best. Letter. Ever.
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Old 05-10-2004, 07:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I...like that.
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Old 05-10-2004, 09:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm going to use it some day. If I'm going to get turned down, that is. So far, it hasn't happened. *crosses fingers*
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Old 05-11-2004, 04:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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what a great idea - might get hired for ingenuity!
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Old 05-14-2004, 12:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
 
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That's spectacular!
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Old 05-14-2004, 12:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Shit, if that works, then why the hell am I wasting my time in school?
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Old 05-14-2004, 02:17 AM   #11 (permalink)
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LMAO, that's absolutely brilliant!

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Old 05-19-2004, 06:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I am going to have to try that when I get out of the Navy.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:16 PM   #13 (permalink)
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sheer brilliance!
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