cchris

An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter do you keep widdle wabbiths?"The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,
"I don't phink my python weally givth a phuck."

tekaweni

hahahahahahaha thanks, thats 2 great jokes from you in one day!

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PredeconInferno

Yeah, she's telling the truth. A Python will eat pretty much anything :-P

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Samurai in Training
Knowledge is power. Guard it well.

Jackebear

Good one.

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zaiaz

Ouch my ears....good one cchris

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Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

kinsaj

hilarious.

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boom

blkdmnd

I'm crying over here....

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