05-07-2003, 06:03 AM | #1 (permalink) |
The Griffin
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Id Ten T Error...
The class blonde was having trouble with her computer. So she called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave her a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, she called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." She didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that ..... in case I need to fix it again?" The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?" "No," she replied. "Write it down," he said, "you'll figure it out." |
05-07-2003, 03:00 PM | #8 (permalink) |
Go faster!
Location: Wisconsin
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It is said that 95% of all computer problems occur between the chair and the keyboard. Sounds a little low to me!!!
By the way...PEBKAC...not heard that one. ID Ten T is well known, and a 710 cap, but I've not seen PEBKAC...what is that one? |
05-07-2003, 03:47 PM | #9 (permalink) |
Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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hehehe, I haven't heard that before.
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05-08-2003, 08:11 PM | #14 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Baltimore
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In my old shop we kept two items on hooks as you walked in the door. First was a board with the word "L.A.R.T" burned on one side, and "Clue X Four" on the other. The other object was the biggest wrench you've ever seen with a tag that read "For Percussive Maintenance Only".
L.A.R.T.=Loser Attitude Readjustment Tool
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05-09-2003, 01:04 AM | #17 (permalink) |
Psycho
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*ROFL* Rock on. I'm gonna working a tech support job this summer, I'm gonna have to remember these.
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