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JadziaDax · 05-04-2003, 02:20 PM

Both blondes are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they died.

First blonde -- " I froze to death"

Second blonde -- "You froze to death --how horrible"

First blonde -- "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

Second blonde -- "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."

First blonde -- " So, what happened?"

Second blonde -- "I was so sure that there was another woman there that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and then down to search the basement. Then, I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died"

First blonde -- "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive."

fracturedmind · 05-04-2003, 02:25 PM

ols · 05-04-2003, 04:32 PM

those ol blondes..

Fallon · 05-04-2003, 04:34 PM

heh, I've heard a few variations on it, still a good one though.

GremlinDelirium · 05-04-2003, 04:39 PM

heh... thats funny.

manias · 05-04-2003, 05:02 PM

LOL yep funny!

mirevolver · 05-04-2003, 07:19 PM

good one

ForgottenKnight · 05-04-2003, 07:26 PM

Nice!

Sparky · 05-05-2003, 01:14 PM

Good one, blondes gotta love 'em.

TerresqueÜ · 05-05-2003, 01:18 PM

I heard a different version with a dude, but it's still good!

riptide4070 · 05-05-2003, 05:07 PM

You have to try really hard to screw up a blonde joke...but this is yet another of the thousands of them that make me fall off my chair laughing!!!

Eviltree · 05-05-2003, 05:35 PM

hahah, never heard it before.

05-04-2003, 02:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Blonde's in Heaven Both blondes are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they died. First blonde -- " I froze to death" Second blonde -- "You froze to death --how horrible" First blonde -- "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?" Second blonde -- "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV." First blonde -- " So, what happened?" Second blonde -- "I was so sure that there was another woman there that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and then down to search the basement. Then, I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died" First blonde -- "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive."

05-04-2003, 02:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
fracturedmind Crazy Location: Dallas, TX	lol! __________________ It won't give up, it wants me dead, god damn this voice inside my head.
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05-04-2003, 04:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	heh... thats funny. __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

05-04-2003, 07:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	good one __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

05-04-2003, 07:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	Nice! __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

05-04-2003, 04:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
ols Insane	those ol blondes..

05-04-2003, 04:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fallon Junkie Location: RI	heh, I've heard a few variations on it, still a good one though.

05-04-2003, 05:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
manias Tilted Location: Canada	LOL yep funny!

05-05-2003, 01:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sparky Crazy	Good one, blondes gotta love 'em. __________________ "I had never really thought about it before," Det. Dern said. "But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone."

05-05-2003, 01:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I heard a different version with a dude, but it's still good! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-05-2003, 05:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	You have to try really hard to screw up a blonde joke...but this is yet another of the thousands of them that make me fall off my chair laughing!!! __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-05-2003, 05:35 PM	#12 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	hahah, never heard it before.