JadziaDax

Both blondes are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they died.

First blonde -- " I froze to death"

Second blonde -- "You froze to death --how horrible"

First blonde -- "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

Second blonde -- "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."

First blonde -- " So, what happened?"

Second blonde -- "I was so sure that there was another woman there that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and then down to search the basement. Then, I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died"

First blonde -- "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive."